A tiger and a lion walk in to a bar....?

Get a few drinks in and start getting merry.





The night wears on and soon both cats are raving drunk. All of a sudden the tigers hiccups, closes his eyes and collapses off of his bar stool, completely out of it.





The lion looks at his unconscious friend, shrugs, gets up and staggers towards the exit.





'Oi!' The barman screams after him, 'You can't leave that lying there!'





The lion hiccups and slurs, 'S'not a lion, mate...it's a tiger,'

A tiger and a lion walk in to a bar....?
theheh


best of luck. my wishes to ya.!
Reply:very funny
Reply:10/10 + a star!





The simple jokes are the best, especially after you've had a few on a Saturday night yourself!





Cheers!
Reply:LOL.





Thanks for the laughs!
Reply:ha ha funny!
Reply:lol
Reply:You should say you cant keep that lyin' there. It works better but its cute
Reply:lol
Reply:lol heres a star
Reply:Boom Boom. 6/10.
Reply:Like it 10/10
Reply:Good joke, well done you've earned your stripes!
Reply:haha