AFEW GROANERS FOR THE KIDS FUNNY or NOT?

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?


A tiger moth !





What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?


'Let us prey.'





Why is the desert lion everyone's favorite at Christmas ?


Because he has sandy claws !





What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?


'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'





What is lion's favorite food ?


Baked beings !





What do tigers wear in bed ?


Stripey pyjamas !





What does a lion brush his mane with ?


A catacomb !





What happened when the lion ate the comedian ?


He felt funny !





What's striped and bouncy ?


A tiger on a pogo stick !





How can you get a set of teeth put in for free ?


Smack a lion !





How does a lion greet the other animals in the field ?


'Pleased to eat you.' !





What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?


A tiger has the mane part missing !

AFEW GROANERS FOR THE KIDS FUNNY or NOT?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


STAR 4 ur great jokes!!!!!!!!!!


thank you


u made me feel soooo much better
Reply:ohh groan
Reply:those were a hit in my house. kids still laughing!!
Reply:ok..groan..





=D
Reply:Are these to read while "lion" in bed?
Reply:ha ha ha funny


thanks for a laugh


10/10





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Reply:Cute. :)
Reply:ok what is up with the lion and tiger thing?


Good try thought havent heard some of them in ages lol





happy x mas
Reply:funny..lol
Reply:a "pull the tips of your lips upwards in a sort-of smile" kind of funny.
Reply:Funny
Reply:Very funny
Reply:have you opened your crackers already?
Reply:L O L 9/10 x
Reply:ok its a little funny!!!
Reply:Wonderfully Funny!!!!





Still laughing!!! let us prey....





:)
Reply:very good ha ha ha ,,,,