How did Noah manage to gather 2 of every kind in the whole world to go into his Ark?

the flies, msquitoes, beetles, butterflies,worms,cockroaches,ants, termites, tapeworms,snakes, king cobras,tigers,lions,wolves,dragonflies,p... whales, octopus, eagles,elephants,giraffes,kangeroos,pola... bears , owls, bats, spiders of every species, insects, birds,penguiins,snails, ........................................... etc etc etc





were they all waiting for years, 120 years, while Noah went in search for others throughout the whole world ???????????





was there a mad rush on the actual day???????? animals can sense imminent dangers, just like animals across the Indian Ocean sensed the deadly tsunami on Boxing Day , 26 December 2004 but humans failed to notice the panic stricken animals behaving abnormally

How did Noah manage to gather 2 of every kind in the whole world to go into his Ark?
they were all watching CNN when a special alert came on telling them to run,fly,slither,and swim to the arc
Reply:OK, Tom, you got me! Sorry I went all prissy and humorless on you. S. Report It

Reply:If you're a believer in Christ, like I am, it's pretty simple. Jesus had a ton of miracles, you just have to accept that noah's ark was one of them. There's no other way to explain it, and if you're a nonbeliever, you can just think that there weren't as many species of animal known to Noah back then....
Reply:He bought Purina Bible Chow. Animals from all over the planet came running, swimming, and flying to get some. Thankfully, there was just enough to feed all the animals. (Especially the dung beetles.)





Sadly, he missed the dinosaurs, Australopitheci, trilobytes, and other fossilized animals we don't see today. :)
Reply:the power of jesus
Reply:If you believe the Noah's Ark myth, I have a bridge in Brooklyn I want to sell you. The most intelligent thing in your question was the remark about the animals near the Indian Ocean sensing trouble before the tsunami...yes, they do. And if some similar flood was immanent in biblical times (I'm sure there were plenty), the critters would have been just as sensitive then as they are now. They would have headed for high ground long before the humans figured things out -- survival instinct, due to natural selection and sharpened through millions of years of evolution.
Reply:IT'S MAGIC!
Reply:the story was made up. It was made up to keep the story of jesus alive
Reply:They came to him... he never went to them, try to see the bible from different angles... that is if you read it. :)


Which i hope you do cause its a cool book.
Reply:On every tree, he put up posters of himself in a tall black hat, with a serious look, a pointing finger and a caption that said


"We want YOU!"





..the power of advertisement.
Reply:I will worry about how Noah obeyed God after I figure out how God spoke the universe into existence.
Reply:Hi, Tom. God gave the Word to the animals, and they came to the ark. Can you imagine how scared Noah and his family might have been, or how amazed when they saw animals they didn't know existed? Cool.





Here's a cute fable. They'd been on the boat for awhile, long enough for the rats and mice to increase to the point that they were into the food. One night, God had to do something about it. The lions awoke, gave a great big roar, and started hacking and gagging. The next thing you know, both of them coughed up a great big hairball. Voila!! Feline Domestica.
Reply:have you never heard of noahs zoo? he already had 2 of everything, duh....
Reply:yes maybe it was a matter of trying to keep them out.