Hungry tiger or lion appear at your front room?

What will you do if a hungry tiger or lion appear at your front room when you reach home from a day of tiring work today?

Hungry tiger or lion appear at your front room?
I would probably try to get to the fridge and find something for it to eat.


Otherwise I would try to exit my humble abode and call for assistance to help remove it.


I would also try to make sure that it still had a way of getting itself out of my house if I were living in an area which belonged to it in the first place.


Or I would try to make sure that it's exit was closed in order to confine it.





More than likely, I would just wake up and say to myself that that was an interesting dream!





I have to ask this question.


How would I know that it was hungry in the first place?
Reply:Scene - an English Club Lounge


Time - 1919


Players - The Colonel (ret.), the young Major


C. "There I was, out hunting, got orf me elephant, without me gun, and went behind a bush to have a leak, when this damned great tiger jumped up and went RROOWWWW!!! Dammit, I sh i t meslf."


M. "I think I would have done that too, under those circumstances, Sir."


C. "Not then you damned fool. Just now, when I said ROWWW!"
Reply:I will be morbidly terrified, but nobody will notice because I'm always terrified. AAAAAGGHHHHAYAYAAAAHHHH!
Reply:Kill it with fire!!!!!!!!!! Or tempt it out with a tin of tuna?
Reply:What are you, 8?
Reply:I'll wake up--maybe it's just a dream after all!:-)
Reply:run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:Grab my stick and beat it to death probably. What choice would I have?