If the bible is true, how did kangaroos get to australia after the great flood?

also, if noah brought 2 of each animal on the arch, didnt the lions/tigers/etc. eat the mice and rabbits? how many animals went extinct? and did he bring 2 of each subspecies too? there are like 50+ types of turtles, did he bring 2 of each? or did they evolve afterwards? im confused

If the bible is true, how did kangaroos get to australia after the great flood?
One of them was called Moses and when ever the others needed to cross water they called on him to make the way.He would hop over part the water and they would hop around shaking their hips(hence the term "Hip Hop" )
Reply:Dude, easy. Satan put mutant rabbits on Australia after the Great Flood to trick humans and make them question their faith. LOL, you must not be from Kansas.
Reply:Well you see it's a little complicated, but basically Noah neglected to take the Leprechauns onto the ark. Which really annoyed them so they saved all the people and animals God was trying to save with their Irish magic. God wasn't very happy about this so as his revenge he made rainbows to show you where all the Leprechaun gold was kept explaining why the bible speaks of a rainbow after the flood and why there is always gold at the bottom of it! As for any animals going extinct on the ark (that perhaps the leprechauns missed) all the unicorns, hipogryths, hufalumps etc. where unfortunately eaten by the lions. And Mermaids got lost in all the extra water got stranded on land when it drained and they also went extinct.
Reply:haha...don't know.
Reply:Good question. The latter question is the easiest to answer, so I'll do it first. The Bible doesn't say that small evolutionary steps, also known as adaptation, doesn't happen. As far as Australia, if you read Genesis you'll see the earth brought forth life and that God made man. I believe it is entirely possible that the earth bringing forth life can still occur. I'll ask God when I get there. By the way, my IQ is over 120.
Reply:This is exactly why most people with an IQ above 120 don't believe the bible was a true story.
Reply:hahahahahahahahaha i dont have the answers but WOW that is funny! thanx for the laugh... i needed it!
Reply:That's where they ask Noah to drop them off at.
Reply:rats and rabbits multiply fast.....and I think they had tiger chow etc.
Reply:have you ever heard of pangaea? I'm not 100% sure of the spelling but it basically means that the earths continents were actually connected at one point in time
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Reply:The lions didn't eat the mice because in THOSE days mice were 12 feet tall and could swim. He didn't bring turtles or fish because 1) they can swim and 2) they smell. You're question SHOULD be if it was only his family on the planet, why was it cool for incest? Did Noah get a little daughter action? And who banged Mrs. Noah? Wasn't she like 400 years old or something?