from the Garden of Eden after the Magic Apple Fiasco, but they wouldn't listen (as opposed the the Lions, Tigers, and Crocoducks who did), so God cursed them as being Unclean?
Are Unclean animals really just the animals that God told to start being non-vegetatrian after being expelled?
Yes of course. The unicorn refused to switch from a diet of saffron and ginko trees to spearing fish out of the water with its horn so it got left behind.
Reply:Actually, it was the sharks. God told them to floss their teeth after every meal or out they go.
They tried! They really tried!
(watches Sharks fumble with dispenser)
Reply:The animals God labeled as unclean and not fit for our consumption were the mostly animals that eat the dead, scavengers, garbage eaters. NOT a healthy thing for you and I to eat THEM!
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